JB Weld saved my life

Not much has been going on lately. this weekend i didnt do shit but work on my peice of shit car and clean the fuck out of my room. it was long overdue. i thought i had a bad oxygens sensor but after buying the part and going to fix it i found that it was a cracked exhaust manifold mimicking a bad oxygens sensor. i smothered the shit out of it with some JB weld and it fixed it. so psyched. it should hold over till the part comes in. the past couple of days have sucked. ill try to make up for it this weekend.

Good Ol Spencer

A week ago my boss spencer went in for knee surgery to get a partial replacement. work has sucked cause i have no one to make fun of and will have nobody to make fun of for atleast another two weeks. today Todd, Matt Lolli and I went over to spencer crib to cook him dinner and find out how he was doing. I cooked some banging food and we had lots of laughs. Get Better Spence.

UN DRINKING!!!!

So on saturday after riding my Hot lil fixed gear around the zone for about an hour or so I decided to head up to uccon With Cheese, Xtremes and George to meet up with the rest of the FLC for what turned out to be an eventfull evening.

On the way up we had to make a quick stop in the BEAT to pick up George at Trinity. You gotta love the hood. while we were waiting for him to gather up his shit some little fuckstain blew out his window and tried to steal his Ipod. one of his classmates saw it chased the little fucker and he ended up dropping it. so after the cops came and almost 3 hours later we realize the shithead left his bike next to the car. Georges roomate decided to BORROW it and ride it to practice. Im sure it was already stolen.

so finally we were back on the rode and arived at uconn just in time for everyone to be shitfaced. Mr. Soule was dressed as a germen with DAS BOOT hanging around from his neck he was the life of the party for sure.

I had to kick some disrespectfull piece of shit out of the house. i kept eyeing up the bar stool in the basement i wanted to smash it over his face and punch it into a Jelly but id rather stay out of jail. It was cold as shit outside and the beers werent keeping me warm so we started a fire. After that the weekend started to catch up with me so I tried to call it a night but it was a little dificult with Cheese and Curley having retarted conversations right outside the window with some added dry heaving they finally decided to go to bed when "Dude the birds came out" - David Curley. and i was finally able to fall asleep.

Building Bikes and Breakin Ladders

So on Friday my buddy John came home from Boston so i could finish building up his fixed gear. its an old red Raleigh with all crazy looking red parts. beers were drank and bikes were built and fun was had. it went together super easy and now john is super stoked he doesn't have to ride his mountain bike to work anymore.

Continuing the evening John and i went over to our friend Jdubs house for a lovely game of power hour. Mayhem and CAMO-NINJAS ensued. After kubow drank a shot of peppermint shnapps every 5th minute for an hour on top of a shot of beer every minute, we decided to have him stand on a ladder, we would knock it over and he would land in the giant bush. instead he fell directly into the driveway on his head, giving himself a concusion and broke justins ladder.

THE AFTERMATH

More bush jumping was had and luckily no one else was hurt. Saturday i rode some bikes then went up to Uconn for Oktober Fest at the risidence de Luceman for some shitty beer and shitty bratworstssssss. once i load up some pictures ill post some more redonkulipticleness.

Gettin Started

So Ive been meaning to start up a blog for a while now but havn't found the time to do so until now. I have terrible spelling, puncutation and grammer so ill try my best. I hope to let you all enjoy a little of the fucked up thoughts i have in my head and experience some of the hilarious shit that goes on in my life. Enjoy. ill start posting more interesting stuff asap.