Life Won't Wait

2009-10-31T11:35:00.001-07:00

Holy Geez its been a long time since Ive posted anything. Today is halloween and I will be venturing over to Adam Kesselers for a Halloween Bash dressed as Yukon Cornelius from Rudolf the rednosed raindeer.

Ill make sure to take a bunch of pictures and Post them Asap. So I decided to get rid of the Honda and pick up a fresh as 2010 Mazdaspeed 3. it is sick and rips. coming from a civic Lx this car is scary fast and took some getting used too.

Its crazy how packed in everything is in the engine bay of this car. there is no extra room for everything. after removing the battery box, intake, turbo inlet pipe and the ecu you can finally see the turbo at the rear of the Motor between the motor and the firewall.

I couldnt stand to leave the car stock so i decided to install some performance mods. I installed a Turbosmart dual port blow off valve, Cobb Turbo Inlet Pipe, a Cobb SRI Intake, a MSD Dashhawk to monitor all the stuff going on in the car. I also have a greddy turbo timer that i Still need to install.

With the Mods the car sounds like a jet engine. you can hear the turbo spool up very well and hear the difference between the Dual port BOV recurculating at low boost pressures and venting to the atmosphere at high boost pressures. This things pulls like a freight train all the way to redline.

SPOONIN

2009-02-11T20:10:00.000-08:00

check out this dude playing kinda like slide guitar with a spoon.\

NOT MY CHAIR NOT MY PROBLEM

2009-02-09T20:57:00.000-08:00

HHAHAHAHAHA this is why you dont do drugs kiddies

I HAVE TWO FINGERS

2009-02-09T20:53:00.000-08:00

So check it I stumbled upon this video of this little kid higher than a fucking kite off laughing gas. its hilarioius and worth watching the entire video.

Alexander Niles the Sleepynator

2009-01-28T17:29:00.001-08:00

So Ive been doing some crazy slacking lately on my blogposting. so i have a ton of pictures to upload. Like a retard i lost the cable for my camera but luckily I can just plug the memory card into my Laptop.

So My friend Al is always falling asleep whenever we do anything i dont know what his deal is but this kid cannot stay awake. after years of catching on to his "condition" i have started documenting it. here are some pictures of him sleeping at various locations.

I did some diggin and found a couple more pics

Great Weekend Gone Bad

2008-12-08T16:51:00.000-08:00

So midway through the day on friday I decided to go to Queens to visit Al. After work I went home packed my shit and hopped in the Whip for a shitty as drive. I hate driving in the city. I bug out, its kinda bullshit. anyways i got to the city around 8:30 found a parking spot and braught my shit into Als crib and immidiately started drinking some brews. Wizardstickery insued. A couple brews and some shot of delicous peppermint schnapps later Al, his roomate Pat and I headed to Kilarneys the local irish pub for some icey cold Smithwicks.

Earlier in the day i had Had some serioius hot hobinero mustard and ketchup on top of a Red hot. i think it agitated the Estomago a bit and i ended up Ralph Machioin behind the bar. luckily my Jedi skills were in effect and i projectilerized it into the garbage.

Saturday we slept in a lil then headed to the park with Pats dog, Jager for some exercise and fresh air. Jager is the shit i want to steal him and bring him home. Homey is mad straight.

After the Park we headed home and took a well needed snooze then went to whitecastle. never been before so i figured we should give it a go.

Sunday morning i was woken up with a message at 7. I found out my best friends and fellow FLC members Andrew and Justin crashed on a snowmobile into a tree. I didnt believe this at first but after a couple phone calls it was confirmed. Just broke his neck fracturing a couple vertebre and slipping two discs he will be alright after some healing. Andrew Suffered sever head trauma and is in a coma. at this point there is nothing we can do but wait and pray. he is moving around a little now. he can hear us but cannot speek or open his eyes. he is able to squeeze hands wich is good news. for now we need to pray and wait for the swelling to go down and for him to come out of the coma.

With nothing for me and Al to do but Pray we tried to take our mind off things by going into the city for some food and some SHOES. We took the train to Times Square and went to the famous Carnage Deli for some Insane sandwiches. completely met and exceeded expectations. we had a weird fuck waitor but the food was awesome.

I tried to have fun but i didnt really work out. Sunday night linda and Monica came by to hang out for a while with Al, Pat, me and his other roomate Casey. Watched some tube then went to bed. Mon morning i rushed home and went to visit Andrew and Justin at the Hospital. More to come about them later.

Tatters

2008-12-08T16:44:00.000-08:00

So last weekend i ventured up to Off the Map Tattoo to meet up with shawn. shawn was in town for turkey day and a weeklong guest Spot at the tattoo shop. piss poor weather on the ride up but i made it safetly. We did some more work on my STARWARS half sleeve. a little yoda and death star action. A work and progress but its really starting to come together.
Shawn Tatting away
That hot Yoder Joint Son

Been a While

2008-11-29T11:59:00.000-08:00

So its been a while since I last posted anything. Not much had been going on till last wednesday when the majority of the FLC was back in town to wreak Havock in the D-unit. Here is a awesome video clip I found on the interweb machine. Ill upload some pics and whatnot from the weekend tomorowowwow night.

David Curley

2008-11-10T19:52:00.000-08:00

I dont know what it is about this kid but i fucking love him. I could just sit there all day and watch him be a retard. I cant stop laughing when hes around. heres some pics that show why Dave makes me laugh. I swear he spends more time on the floor then on his feet or sitting.

Beantown Burritoin

2008-11-10T18:59:00.000-08:00

Friday I decided to go up to boston for the weekend. I called up my Brother and Buckshot and both were down for going to boston. Buckshot and I drove up after work and T-RipStick and his girlfriend, emily, headed down to boston from UNH around the same time. Once we got up there we met up with some other fucklords including Sam, Jay, Russ, Dave, John M, Both Curley Bros, Paul, Mike P. Im sure there was more I just cant remember. Mayhem was soon to follow. Curley has a dope bar in his apartment that was given to him for free. Lucky fuck.
Ladies sitting at the bar

With this said we drank copious amounts of manwizer and hung out on the inverted stoop till the wee hours of the mornin. I love haning out with the FLC so much retarted shit happens, chair wrestling, stick fighting, BURRITOINGGGGG!, Belly Button fireballs, SUCKFARTING, flamming forty drinking. Its always a blast.
A little Broom fighting

Good Ol Suckfart

Flammin Forty

On sat we were up at ten and went to TGIF for some bruch and Long Island iced teas. Dave M decided to get insanely drunk. I had some awesome photos but the little shit erased them off my cam.

saturday night was a lil more mellow. everyone, let me take that back. most of us were shot from friday night.

overall it was an great time. its nice to see family. i hadnt seen my brother in almost 3 months wich is fucking bullshit.

Halloween weekend

2008-11-03T16:04:00.000-08:00

So this year i wasn't excited about halloween what so ever. i wasnt planning on going out until i went to carmines to pick up some Za with my dad and i saw cheese. he told me that Mr. waleski was having a party with kegs and whatnot so i figured I would show up. i scrapped together a shitty hunters costume, picked up Buckshot and headed over for the party. Cheese looked hilarious. dressed as OBOMBYA. i could even look at him with out dying untill i had a couple brewdogs.Sterling pulled off a bum pretty well and was in the perfect location for a picture doin what bums do best. and you all know what that is.

it turned out be be an alright night. me cheese and buckshot left the party returned to my zone and watched dogtown zboys. Ive been helping andrew paint his jeep. so on sat after work i popped over to his crib to check out the progress. it was looking good. then we headed up to Trinity to visit George and Potato. We drank lots of beers on the stoop and heckled some gaylordian trinity dueshbags. i finally went to bed at 5 and got about 4 hours of sleep. on the way home me and buckshot picked up some clearcoat for his whip at napa. i couldnt believe they have a number system like its the fucking deli at stop n shop on a sunday fucking morning. i went home to take a nap and mow the lawn zone. the basic boring sunday was topped off by checking out the rediculousness buckshot has been brewing up, then i went over to the messina residence to watch some good ol Entourage.

JB Weld saved my life

2008-10-27T19:48:00.001-07:00

Not much has been going on lately. this weekend i didnt do shit but work on my peice of shit car and clean the fuck out of my room. it was long overdue. i thought i had a bad oxygens sensor but after buying the part and going to fix it i found that it was a cracked exhaust manifold mimicking a bad oxygens sensor. i smothered the shit out of it with some JB weld and it fixed it. so psyched. it should hold over till the part comes in. the past couple of days have sucked. ill try to make up for it this weekend.

Good Ol Spencer

2008-10-22T20:00:00.000-07:00

A week ago my boss spencer went in for knee surgery to get a partial replacement. work has sucked cause i have no one to make fun of and will have nobody to make fun of for atleast another two weeks. today Todd, Matt Lolli and I went over to spencer crib to cook him dinner and find out how he was doing. I cooked some banging food and we had lots of laughs. Get Better Spence.

UN DRINKING!!!!

2008-10-21T21:18:00.001-07:00

So on saturday after riding my Hot lil fixed gear around the zone for about an hour or so I decided to head up to uccon With Cheese, Xtremes and George to meet up with the rest of the FLC for what turned out to be an eventfull evening.

On the way up we had to make a quick stop in the BEAT to pick up George at Trinity. You gotta love the hood. while we were waiting for him to gather up his shit some little fuckstain blew out his window and tried to steal his Ipod. one of his classmates saw it chased the little fucker and he ended up dropping it. so after the cops came and almost 3 hours later we realize the shithead left his bike next to the car. Georges roomate decided to BORROW it and ride it to practice. Im sure it was already stolen.

so finally we were back on the rode and arived at uconn just in time for everyone to be shitfaced. Mr. Soule was dressed as a germen with DAS BOOT hanging around from his neck he was the life of the party for sure.

I had to kick some disrespectfull piece of shit out of the house. i kept eyeing up the bar stool in the basement i wanted to smash it over his face and punch it into a Jelly but id rather stay out of jail. It was cold as shit outside and the beers werent keeping me warm so we started a fire. After that the weekend started to catch up with me so I tried to call it a night but it was a little dificult with Cheese and Curley having retarted conversations right outside the window with some added dry heaving they finally decided to go to bed when "Dude the birds came out" - David Curley. and i was finally able to fall asleep.

Building Bikes and Breakin Ladders

2008-10-18T09:24:00.000-07:00

So on Friday my buddy John came home from Boston so i could finish building up his fixed gear. its an old red Raleigh with all crazy looking red parts. beers were drank and bikes were built and fun was had. it went together super easy and now john is super stoked he doesn't have to ride his mountain bike to work anymore.

Continuing the evening John and i went over to our friend Jdubs house for a lovely game of power hour. Mayhem and CAMO-NINJAS ensued. After kubow drank a shot of peppermint shnapps every 5th minute for an hour on top of a shot of beer every minute, we decided to have him stand on a ladder, we would knock it over and he would land in the giant bush. instead he fell directly into the driveway on his head, giving himself a concusion and broke justins ladder.

THE AFTERMATH

More bush jumping was had and luckily no one else was hurt. Saturday i rode some bikes then went up to Uconn for Oktober Fest at the risidence de Luceman for some shitty beer and shitty bratworstssssss. once i load up some pictures ill post some more redonkulipticleness.

Gettin Started

2008-10-15T16:31:00.000-07:00

So Ive been meaning to start up a blog for a while now but havn't found the time to do so until now. I have terrible spelling, puncutation and grammer so ill try my best. I hope to let you all enjoy a little of the fucked up thoughts i have in my head and experience some of the hilarious shit that goes on in my life. Enjoy. ill start posting more interesting stuff asap.